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WHY STUDY?
WHY NOT PARTY THRU COLLEGE INSTEAD?
 Oh, Sure, Anyone Can Make It Through College by Studying
And any moron can flunk out of college. But to remain in school for four years—
or more—as a college Screw-Up is truly an art.
Imagine this schedule for the next four years:
- Sleeping into the afternoon and blowing off your
classes
- Days of fun and leisure, nights of rock ’n’ roll
- Hitting the fraternities, sororities, the coolest college
bars, and simply partying your brains out while still
maintaining passing grades
You will discover:
- How to take an essay exam without having to study
- How to write impressive term papers with
little or no effort
- The easiest ways to pick up college girls or guys
- The best places to party
- The art of vomiting
- How to handle faculty
- The wide world of career opportunities available
to college Screw-Ups
- How to gauge how good a time you had by the
intensity with which you threw up
Party Thru College is a complete manual on how to enjoy your college
years to the fullest while doing the least amount of work possible. What more do you need to know? If it’s important, it’s in here.
Play your cards right, and this will be the only book
you need to study in college.
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